25.5.04

fcooperr: it isnt a 3 story treehouse

Auto response from fcooperr: Goi-men homework.

fcooperr: it is a small one room deal
fcooperr: it is in the backyard of a family named the cornwalls
fcooperr: mormons
fcooperr: their eldest dated my sister
fcooperr: he was a nice guy
fcooperr: up until that whole bank robbing, killing thing bit
fcooperr: kinda soured up after that
fcooperr: just... straightening it out
fcooperr: because that's what I'm good for
fcooperr: or something
bigaxl67: ive been going on hikes with friends searching for the legendary treehouse of william scotty scurlock aka "hollywood"
KillahKyla: anyway, i'd better go
KillahKyla: family guy time
bigaxl67: good fun excersise
bigaxl67: alright bye
KillahKyla: but leave me an away message explaining what the HECK you are talking about, because I have no idea
bigaxl67: ok
bigaxl67: k well about 10 to 15 years ago a man named william scot scurlock moved here from hawii and attended the evergreen state college

Auto response from bigaxl67: family guy time!

bigaxl67: so he lives near here for awhile and starts making meth
bigaxl67: he becomes slightly wealthy and secretively buys 20 acres of land in the forrest
bigaxl67: on this land he built a tree house
bigaxl67: not just any tree house, a three story 75 foot tall tree house
bigaxl67: so this guy gets some friends together, and they very strategicly and periodicly strike seattle's banks
bigaxl67: they steal money from over 17 banks in 1 year
bigaxl67: he got the name "hollywood" since he always dressed up well
bigaxl67: they're final robery was 1.8 million, the biggest heist in american history
bigaxl67: unsuccessful
bigaxl67: cops ran him down and he killed himself
bigaxl67: that was thanxgiving 1996
bigaxl67: now his house is still there
bigaxl67: and were gonna find it
bigaxl67: so thats the story

Auto response from bigaxl67: family guy time!

bigaxl67: oh and its off Overhulse road
bigaxl67: good night kyky

That nice big piece of randomness was bestowed upon us by my wonderful, loving, CRAZY brother. :)

23.5.04

this world would be so much better if every responsible, thoughtful person were given their own portable mini flamethrower.