15.4.04

DISCLAIMER: Sexual innuendo does NOT equal sex!

Jeff: You're a dirty whore.
Me: What? Am not!
Jeff: Just kidding, you're as clean as a whistle... in that when I blow into you, you make a high-pitched noise...
Me: That's going in the profile.
Jeff: You'll forget!
And he's right. I did, until he reminded me today.

13.4.04

Updating blog to include recent humorous dialogue (can also be found currently on my AIM profile):

Me: I need to study my chemistry.
Jeff: Screw Chemistry!
Me: No! If I don't study chemistry, chemistry will screw me!
Jeff: Well, you can't have it both ways.
Me: Unless chemistry and I are both gay men...
Jeff: ... You should put that in your profile.

Grant: One time I accidentally licked my ex-girlfriend's toe...
Me and Jeff: Accidentally?
Grant: Yeah, well... whatever.

Bedtime. woot.

12.4.04

bought a book last night off the 50 cent rack at the bookstore on the Ave that is quickly going out of business. Very entertaining book written in the late 80's about AIDS. Worth every penny, and the fact that I have no idea who used to own the book is a definite plus. Could have been anyone! But, as this poignant, humorous, and relevant dialogue from page 148 of the book states, "I hugged him, sure. And don't give me that look - you can't get AIDS from hugging a friend!" (This was reportedly "overheard at the lockers", and there is a picture of some oblong people in lettermens jackets to prove it.) Ah, good times.

Anyway. So. acapella rehearsal tonight at 7, and I need to shower before then, so, catch you all later.