Updating blog to include recent humorous dialogue (can also be found currently on my AIM profile):

Me: I need to study my chemistry.
Jeff: Screw Chemistry!
Me: No! If I don't study chemistry, chemistry will screw me!
Jeff: Well, you can't have it both ways.
Me: Unless chemistry and I are both gay men...
Jeff: ... You should put that in your profile.

Grant: One time I accidentally licked my ex-girlfriend's toe...
Me and Jeff: Accidentally?
Grant: Yeah, well... whatever.

Bedtime. woot.