7.11.03

by the way, that poll needs to be turned - it's currently stating The Simpsons as the best show. Family Guy is good too! c'mon!

And I don't recommend continuing with the pop quiz once you get to rumandmonkey.com. The questions are kinda stupid.

anyway, ya, saw Matrix Revolutions last night. Just kinda had to get it over with to see what happens. I wasn't all that excited. Somewhere along the line, it lost its magic for me.. probably at about the point when I saw the second one for the second time. It was still entertaining, though, and I like how it makes me think. A revelation every minute. Woot.

Okay, well class in an hour. I'll leave you with this:

who knows how much further we'll go on
maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest time
I had said good thoughts at the start
I said to myself, "hold on to your heart"
now I know the woman that you are
you're wonderful so far
and it's all that I hoped for
I don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad
I think you ought to know that I intend to hold you
for the longest time


Billy Joel - For the Longest Time (one of my a cappella group's songs!)
What's a better show?

Family Guy
The Simpsons

6.11.03

Mitch Hedberg is the man, yo. Check it out:

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store oftentimes I will drop it, so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.

I bought a seven dollar pen, because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill...

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in the file. Under "D"."


It's funnier when you hear him actually say it. That's the best. Want more? Go here.

Also, a friend gave this to me. The whole site takes a while to read but MAN, is it funny.

Okay, chem time. Quiz in 2 hours. yikes!

I know you don't think you did me wrong
and I can't stay here, not for long
keeping ahold of what you just let go
you're just somebody that I used to know


Elliot Smith, bless his soul
no no, my dear IrishGuy, you don't understand. At college (well at least here at the U) you can buy stuff at the convience store located in the next dorm over. Ice cream. cookies. candy. chips. ALL ON YOUR MEAL PLAN. it's good and AWFUL at the same time.

so, funniest convo I've had tonight (online, but the names are deleted to protect the innocent):

my friend: taco, taco, taco, burrito!
me: let's make a run for the border..
my friend: if you plan to take off my top...
me: you know what I want to order...
my friend: three tacos, two tostados and a soda pop
my friend: yeah
my friend: and dont forget the hot sauce chulo

man, I love south park.

4.11.03

oh yeah, all right, feels good inside. - weezer.

skipped chemistry today in the interest of getting myself some physical fitness. I hope we didn't learn much. oh, wait, we NEVER do, because the lectures are WORTHLESS. have to learn everything out of the book... grumble grumble.

feelin' content today. I'm hoping the jason mraz concert next week will be good.

stupid leftover halloween candy. it's frickin' everywhere.

so, sleep tonight? go to the Inn? visit south campus yet again? or do homework? so many choices, so little time. I think I'll start with a shower. Adios.

i'm not feeling all right today
i'm not feeling that great
i'm not catching on fire today
love has started to fade
i'm not going to smile today
i'm not gonna laugh
you're out livin' it up today
i've got dues to pay
the gravedigger puts on the foreceps
the stone mason does all the work
the barber can give you a haircut
the carpenter can take you out to lunch
but I just want to play on my panpipes
I just want to drink me some wine
as soon as you're born you start dying
so you might as well have a good time


Cake - Sheep go to Heaven
as fun as the chatterbox is, I'm thinking of terminating its existence. it causes trouble in the form of unwanted popups which tend to reset people's homepages.

this feels not so much like home, but like life. and I'm liking life. if only college didn't add so many pounds... i feel like my butt has multiplied itself by a factor of 10. probably not far from the truth. eh, I'm going to work out tomorrow. it'll be fantastic.

finished a week's worth of chem homework about an hour ago, and got it all sent in to webassign. ran to the library to clear my head (and also to get my thrice-renewed rented movies back before the midnight deadline), and now I can't sleep. on an unrelated note, ever wonder why we were never allowed to do this kind of stuff at home? you know, late night runs in the cold and dark, and staying up til 2 in the morning, and chatting online a lot? BECAUSE IT'S BAD. That's why.

met really cool boy as of late. I guess he talks about me a lot? this was interpreted by a third party to mean that he likes me? which doesn't make any sense because, unbeknownst to the 3rd party, this boy is gay. yeah, missed a step there. awwright. anyway, he's fun to hang out with. He and I and a few other people (including Manzanita) took a trip at 2 friday night (saturday morning?) to the international district to get some chinese food. (why chinese food so far away? because we were looking for a KFC and we didn't find any, and finally the bus driver called out "last stop", so we got off). decent chinese food and a fun time. then last night, the same group of us watched a ripped version of X2, which I had never seen. Good stuff.

I really do want to live on south campus. I could make it happen, but then I'd be outta luck when TC shuts down operations in the spring. A girl's gotta eat! I guess I'll be satisfied with going down there every other night. hmm.

you in the traffic for all eternity
how could that speed be where you want to be
don't you really want instant pleasure?
think that all these folks that may
do it cuz the pay is great
what you thinking anyway
if drinking coffee's your idea of being cool
you can't expect no crazy chick to notice you
just sittin' there dreamin' instant pleasure


that song doesn't really make sense.. silly Rufus Wainwright

2.11.03

It is over.