Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

...

Studying for finals. I think I'm allergic to it.

Thanks, Developmental Bio Textbook!

"The amoeba and the paramecium are potentially immortal... But for Volvox, death seems to be as inevitable as it is in mouse or in a man. Volvox must die as Leeuwenhock saw it die because it had children and is no longer needed. When its time comes it drops quietly to the bottom and joins its ancestors. As Hegner, the John Hopkins zoologist, once wrote, 'This is the first advent of inevitable natural death in the animal kingdom and all for the sake of sex.' And he asked, 'Is it worth it?' "

-Joseph Wood Krutsch

If you know me, you might know that I have weird impulses sometimes. I don't know what causes them, but usually I feel I should follow through on them because there's a reason that I have them.

Which brings me to my question tonight: Does anyone want to go to the Justin Timberlake concert with me?

I'm taking the German play class next quarter!!!!!!

And I'm still going to graduate in winter, when I thought I would!!!!!

It's going to be awesome!!!!!

WOOOOO!!! Go me!

I skipped my 2 morning classes today to work on a really hard ecology assignment. Horray!

I got a package in the mail today from my lovely German host family! Complete with pictures, CDs and Haribo! Hooray!

I'm going to eat a quiche, go to class and get my stuff done, and then come home and nap! HOORAY!

I'm beginning to become spoiled by my bike. I'm used getting to class from home in 5 minutes, and my feet aren't used to walking a lot anymore. Oh well, biking is sweet and I love it. Plus, I get a little bit of exercise every day from riding up hills. My thighs are solid and super-buff. Which is good, I think.

Speaking of my bike, I rode it yesterday to pick up pizza at Pizza Hut on 65th and 15th. I usually don't consider myself that awesome, but last night I felt totally rad as I pedaled back down 15th with two pizza boxes strapped to the back of my bike. I felt European, but instead of flowers or baguettes in my bike basket, I had pizza taped to the rack. ROCK.

The last few days have been a whirlwind, and I'm just now getting my act back together. Once I'm done with class at 12:30, I think I'm going to go do something fun and/or relaxing. Preferably both.

A Haiku for You:

Today was a world
of pain. And tomorrow will
likely be the same.

Peyton Manning! Congratulations Peyton Manning. You win!

Best Quarterback, ever!
Awesome!

This post dictated by Jeff.

Now on to Kyla's part (not written by Jeff):
Work was ok. I got my review from one of the managers. It went well, and I got a 50 cent raise, so I'm happy. I'm a good worker! Yay.

I want a pot pie for dinner.

Going out tonight with friends from work. Half price night at Finn's! Also, I've stopped using hypens. They're dumb. (see if you can find the two points in the post where I should have used them)

That's about it. School's fine, work's fine. Anything besides that is stuff I'm not going to post on the Internet. so ha.

Following in Ronda's footsteps:

Dear cute little Asian girl who always has many different colored pens and sits on the end of the row for every single Physics lecture:

DO YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO SIT AT THE END OF THE ROW? DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THERE IS A WHOLE ROW OF EMPTY SEATS AFTER YOU, AND THAT EVERY MORNING I HAVE TO STEP OVER YOU TO GET TO ONE OF THEM? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE SITTING AT A LEFTY DESK OR ANYTHING, SO I KNOW YOU'RE CAPABLE OF SCOOTING IN TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROW. WHAT'S SO ENTICING ABOUT THE END, ANYWAY?

Sincerely,
Kyla

Found on top of a computer at the library:

"tomorrow morning
tape David's
eyelids shut &
mouth open
(jaw down).

n - 1/8 roll tape
e
e - strength } 8/10
d
e -cruelty
d "

I just went to the fridge for a refreshing glass of sparkling pink lemonade. I got the bottle out, removed the cap, and promptly poured the juice into a bowl.

I bet when I was little, when I thought about how I would be when I grew up, I never thought I'd end up to be THIS cool.

**Edit: Heavy sarcasm is hidden in that last line. See if you can find it.**