FURTHER EVIDENCE THAT THE IDAHOAN CONGRESS IS A JOKE

"...WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export; and WHEREAS, the friendship between Napoleon and Pedro has furthered multiethnic relationships; and WHEREAS, Uncle Rico's football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics..."

You can read the entire resolution here. It really is a real resolution, and furthermore, it passed, probably due in part to the fact that anyone who voted against it would be labeled as a, and I quote, "FREAKIN' IDIOT" by the rest of the House. Really. It's in the last part of the bill.

Whatever.

Oh well. Time to get ready for my "surprise" party.